Season 5 Videos
Family Guy 501 Stewie Loves Lois
Times watched: 70,419 | Comments: 2
Stewie becomes attached to Lois after she fixes a torn Rupert, while Peter undergoes a prostate exam and thinks his doctor raped him.
Family Guy 502 Mother Tucker
Times watched: 56,919 | Comments: 7
Peter's mother gets divorced, which finds Peter taking an interest with a new father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie get their own radio show.
Family Guy 503 Hell Comes to Quahog
Times watched: 65,707 | Comments: 3
Meg is forced to work at the new Superstore after Peter spends her car funds on a tank. The newly built Superstore causes the economy to suffer causing Brian and Stewie to take matters into their...
Family Guy 504 Saving Private Brian
Times watched: 57,142 | Comments: 1
Brian and Stewie become enlisted in boot camp. The two make it through training and end up in Iraq, where they try to get an honorable discharge. Meanwhile, Chris joins a Goth rock band.
Family Guy 505 Whistle While Your Wife Works
Times watched: 43,245 | Comments: 5
When Peter gets injured with fireworks, Lois goes in to the brewery and helps him catch-up with his work. Meanwhile, Brian is dating an attractive but intellectually challenged girl named Jillian...
Family Guy 506 Prick Up Your Ears
Times watched: 45,053 | Comments: 1
Lois volunteers to teach sex-ed at the high school . Meanwhile, Meg and her new guy take an abstinence pledge, while Stewie sets a series of traps for the Tooth Fairy.
Family Guy 507 Chick Cancer
Times watched: 41,736 | Comments: 1
Stewie ties the knot with his old friend Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.
Family Guy 508 Barely Legal
Times watched: 44,183 | Comments: 0
Brian goes to the school dance with Meg after she can't find a date, eventually leading Meg to be absolutely obsessed with Brian. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force.
Family Guy 509 Road to Rupert
Times watched: 30,772 | Comments: 3
Brian accidentally sells Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, at a garage sale. Stewie is so distraught that Brian takes him on a road trip to Aspen, CO. Meanwhile, Peter loses his driving license, ...
Family Guy 510 Peter's Two Dads
Times watched: 32,376 | Comments: 1
After Peter's father, Francis, passes away, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of his real father. Meanwhile, Stewie acts...
Family Guy 511 The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Times watched: 45,018 | Comments: 1
When a bully begins to harass Chris, Peter goes to his defense by beating the kid up. Peter then realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscree...
Family Guy 512 Airport '07
Times watched: 40,256 | Comments: 0
Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire can't find another job, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to get h...
Family Guy 513 Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey
Times watched: 26,153 | Comments: 0
After Peter helps out Bill Clinton they become fast friends. They spend a lot of time together and Lois believes Bill is a bad influence, but when she confronts him they end up having sex. Peter ...
Family Guy 514 No Meals on Wheels
Times watched: 37,974 | Comments: 0
When the Griffin family decides to start a restaurant, they have a hard time attracting customers. But after Joe promises to help, Peter is excited that it might become a cop hangout. However, th...
Family Guy 515 Boys Do Cry
Times watched: 146,446 | Comments: 3
The family starts going to church when Lois gets a job as an organist, but Stewie gets sick off of Communion wine, which convinces the congregation that he's possessed. The Griffins then mov...
Family Guy 516 No Chris Left Behind
Times watched: 79,092 | Comments: 1
Chris gets expelled from James Woods High. Trying to help with the situation, his grandfather Carter Pewterschmidt helps him get accepted into a classy boarding school where he has trouble fittin...
Family Guy 517 It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
Times watched: 54,746 | Comments: 0
Lois runs for Mayor of Quahog, but the only way she can get people to listen to her is if she dumbs down her plans to make Quahog a better place. She wins the election, only to become corrupted b...
Family Guy 518 Meet The Quagmires
Times watched: 117,743 | Comments: 3
In the Season 5 Finale of Family Guy, Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a m...