Season 3 Videos
Family Guy 301 The Thin White Line (1)
Times watched: 308,798 | Comments: 10
Taking his therapist's advice, Brian starts helping others by doing volunteer work. Peter wins a paid vacation at work, and the family prepares for going on a cruise. Noticing that Brian...
Family Guy 302 Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Times watched: 121,475 | Comments: 6
The Griffin family learns Brian has gone to Hollywood. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie is awarded an appearance, and the Griffins get a free trip to Los Angeles. Brian do...
Family Guy 303 Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Times watched: 97,857 | Comments: 4
Peter's toy company gets bought out by the El Dorado Cigarettes company, and the toys are then used to market cigarettes to children. When Peter, on Lois's advice, confronts his new bos...
Family Guy 304 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
Times watched: 83,522 | Comments: 10
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed except The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his f...
Family Guy 305 And the Wiener is...
Times watched: 96,343 | Comments: 2
Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club. He then takes Chris on a father-son hunting ...
Family Guy 306 Death Lives
Times watched: 73,437 | Comments: 3
Peter sneaks away on his and Lois' anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to give Peter a revela...
Family Guy 307 Lethal Weapons
Times watched: 90,632 | Comments: 5
Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class and Quahog is invaded by New York "leafers" coming to look at the pretty colored leaves in fall. Lois quickly becomes a black-belt, and...
Family Guy 308 The Kiss Seen Around the World
Times watched: 62,772 | Comments: 2
When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most...
Family Guy 309 Mr. Saturday Knight
Times watched: 76,864 | Comments: 6
Peter's boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his sea...
Family Guy 310 Fish Out of Water
Times watched: 83,077 | Comments: 3
Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing. After buying a boat at a police auction, he soon finds himself in debt to a loan shark. When Peter...
Family Guy 311 Emission Impossible
Times watched: 75,573 | Comments: 5
Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby. Caught up in the mome...
Family Guy 312 To Love and Die in Dixie
Times watched: 68,856 | Comments: 2
Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They are sent to the Deep ...
Family Guy 313 Screwed The Pooch
Times watched: 62,982 | Comments: 2
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make pup...
Family Guy 314 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
Times watched: 70,086 | Comments: 4
Chris gets a new job as the water boy for the basketball team. After being around the black players, Chris becomes a super-cool black dude in a white person's body. Peter takes Chris to lear...
Family Guy 315 Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Times watched: 66,080 | Comments: 5
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the O...
Family Guy 316 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Times watched: 67,234 | Comments: 3
Lois loves the holiday season and is excited about decorating the house, opening presents and introducing Stewie to Santa Claus. Stewie, on the other hand, is completely paranoid about this fat m...
Family Guy 317 Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Times watched: 57,706 | Comments: 4
Brian falls in love with a bitter old woman who he is forced to do community service for. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and finds a family of swallows have built a nest in it.
Family Guy 318 From Method to Madness
Times watched: 66,580 | Comments: 4
When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and is dismissed by th...
Family Guy 319 Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Times watched: 59,751 | Comments: 2
Lois runs into an ex-boyfriend while shopping. Knowing Peter would be jealous, she has coffee with him behind Peter's back. Peter, while hanging with the guys in Joe's new police survei...
Family Guy 320 Road to Europe
Times watched: 71,172 | Comments: 4
Stewie is addicted to the British hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. Brian makes fun of Stewie for ...
Family Guy 321 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Times watched: 74,191 | Comments: 3
In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer profound questions: "Li'l Griffins" The Griffins as the little rascals. Kid versions of Peter,...
Family Guy 322 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Times watched: 75,235 | Comments: 5
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein ...